Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."