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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
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