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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

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