Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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"To love another person is to see the face of God."
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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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