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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

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I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

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