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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

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"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."

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ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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It is always the wrong time of month.

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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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