• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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COMPARE
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Dentists do it orally
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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