Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...
but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.
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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
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When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
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Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya
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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
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