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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

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"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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