Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,

Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya

• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.