5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.