My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.