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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion.
Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Truckers do it on the road
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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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PRICELESS GIFT
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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