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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

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What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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