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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gas attendants pump all day

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

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"Don't forget to love yourself."

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

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