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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

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