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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

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"Blushing is the color of virtue."

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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