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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

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"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

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