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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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