FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week