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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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Finance Expert:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans,
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
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I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
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