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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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