The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

When god created the men he was only kidding

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.