You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers