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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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Optimist:(love)
If you love someone, set her free.
Don’t worry, She will come back
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
together in the same direction."
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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"Blushing is the color of virtue."
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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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