Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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Garbagemen come twice a week
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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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Chess players check their mates
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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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Ambulance drivers come quicker
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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.
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