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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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Rhett Butler: If you love someone, set YOURSELF free, If she asks you why Say you don’t give a damn.

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