"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"