The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

You're sweeter than glucose.

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

When god created the men he was only kidding

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.