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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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