I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.