"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.