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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

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