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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.

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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

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Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

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