What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.