My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage