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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it.
The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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