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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

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• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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