Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
together in the same direction."
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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
together in the same direction."
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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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