What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.