Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."