Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!
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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out,
2 have to go in so the room gets empty...
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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Schwarzeneggers fans:
If you love someone, set her free
SHE’LL BE BACK !!!
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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gas attendants pump all day
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FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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