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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

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FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.

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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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