If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.