A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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