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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.

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