5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!

HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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