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Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

Sex has no calories.

Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!