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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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