Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

You're sweeter than glucose.

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.