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"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gas attendants pump all day

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