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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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