A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.