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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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For every action, there is an equal
and opposite malfunction.
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
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