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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

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A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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