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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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Friendship is...
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
Mencius
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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What?
Ur eyes, sir !
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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