Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

"To love another person is to see the face of God."

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!