Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
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A true luv is there and always on ur mind
A true luv is never unkind.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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For every action, there is an equal
and opposite malfunction.
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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.
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Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.
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