# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees
But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love
might be blind but your neighbours not!
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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