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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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Playful: If you love someone, set her free. *If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again. Repeat *

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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

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Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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