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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.
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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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