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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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