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"Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again."
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to
come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Firemen do it with a big hose
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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