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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
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Stop.
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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."
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Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees
But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.
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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her.
a really stupid one tries to prove it.
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!
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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about
A true luv is never something to doubt.
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