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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...
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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
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