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HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

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