# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?"
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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...
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