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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
together in the same direction."
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
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ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!
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For every action, there is an equal
and opposite malfunction.
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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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