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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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An MBA: If you love someone, set her free instantaneously, And look for others simultaneously

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

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