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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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